Photo-swank

A photographer that is more obsessed with camera equipment than taking photographs.

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by DustDigital October 18, 2012

Phototroll

someone who comments on photos saying its photoshopped whether it is or isnt; just to be rude and obnoxious to others.

I posted a picture on facebook, and someone random phototrolled my picture.

by Shinjlong October 31, 2012

Photoliar

Someone, usually a girl, who post pictures on facebook or an online dating site that drastically misrepresent what they look like in real life. Often using "myspace picture" angles, hiding behind friends, photoshopping, using old pictures, or using blurry/out of focus pictures.

How was your date last night?

Man, that girl is such a photoliar. She looked nothing like her pics.

by DaveD123 November 12, 2012

photoshoop

A sketchy, suspicious, and/or virus-ridden version of the Adobe Photoshop program. It is essentially a fake posing as the real thing, but not really because it's shit.

Danny: "Olivia, check the picture I'm making with Photoshoop!"
Olivia: "Danny, get that shit off of your computer! It's only a matter of time before Photoshoop screws it over."

by Danny, Smasher of Clitoris February 3, 2013

Photosniped

When one is photographed unbeknownst to his or her own awareness and have not been made aware by the photographer until immediately after the photo has been taken, a long period of time after the photograph has been taken, or in extreme circumstances, notified by the emergence of a picture in a public forum or social network.

Billy thought nobody noticed his terrible drunken attempt at his version of the lawnmower dance, until he logged onto his Facebook account the next day to discover he had been photosniped, and live action pictures of his terrible dance were all over the social network.

by JohnnyAppleweed February 22, 2013

Photo Wingman

Common in online dating. When someone uses a group photo with a hotter friend for their profile photo, making it unclear to potential suitors who the profile is for, thus creating undo interest in them. The classic bait-n-switch.

Frank: "Billy, how was your date?"
Billy: "Not good."
Frank: "I saw her profile pic. She looked pretty cute..."
Billy: "Nah, turns out my date was the other girl in the pic. The cute one was just playing Photo Wingman."

by Ol Codger August 28, 2013

photoboobed

When strange additional clevage / bare boobs appear in your photo.

OMG we just got photoboobed by this girl in a striped dress!

by Talon13 February 14, 2014