Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.
Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?
by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024
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Pet Rat

A Name to call your close friend as a joke
by clown.jj November 08, 2020
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR November 15, 2015
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Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 09, 2015
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medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better
I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.
by Uglyman1223 February 15, 2017
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Petting the pelican

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013
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Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads
by Me crumptons fave person September 29, 2020
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