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clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!
Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007
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Pepé le Pew

Pepé le Pew is when a male is having anal sex with a female, and the female farts on his penis. For homosexuality, see Stinky Pete.
So I was fucking Sophie in the ass, and she Pepé le Pew'd me.
by Gregg Swanson August 5, 2006
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perpetrator

by Chairman Phat September 17, 2003
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Perpect

To head-butt someone

*skater slang*
Don't tease me or i'll perpect you!
by momomo123 February 24, 2011
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perpetuitous

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever
Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.
by Dich July 31, 2011
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peepeepoopoo

A pig from minecraft that killed pewdiepie.
lets go peepeepoopoo ist time to go.
by LanyBoy October 8, 2019
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El pepe

El Pepe is a Poopalazooka/poopalazookian god. He is the god of love, peace, and war. He will save u from your darkest times and he has the biggest and sweetest heart. He watches over us and keeps us safe. He is the nicest POOPALAZOOKA god and he is always forgiving, saving, and watching us.💝💕✨
Ughhh I’m really going through a tough time rn, I’m going to pray to el Pepe to make me feel better.😍
by CHIWAWA TRENTA March 19, 2021
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