Pastorbaiting

Going nude and streaking in front of a church

“Yo, I caught this weirdo named Aidan Pastorbaiting in front of a church!”

by ILoveGirlBalls123 February 5, 2023

Partar

Abbreviated version of “Pardon my Tardiness”

Oh please Partar, traffic was terrible

by Capjack31 March 8, 2023

Pastor

A delusional cosplaying ni@@a who evokes delusions upon other individuals

Pastor always has something to say, he needs to worry about the First Lady and her personal trainer. T

by Feliz4life March 27, 2023

pastaception

The combining of different types of pasta.

I ate a pastaception for my dinner.

by KING crazy DAVE May 9, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Sauce

Prego, in other words: Pregnant.

Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.

by RonDeSantissucks June 21, 2023