ParkingStore

Something that doesn't exist or make sense. - word from Wizards With Guns (YouTube)

We met at the parkingStore

by Godziller1998 February 22, 2025

Parkitecture

Noun.
Temporary art, culture, leisure amenities* to facilitate informal, intergenerational gathering on public property.

That shade project in Cambridge is a masterpiece of parkitecture.

by ShadeCambridge February 24, 2025

Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.

Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

parumification

Unnecessarily complicating or over-analyzing a though process.

“The math, unfortunately, had gone through a preliminary level of parumification. As a result, it was harder to understand for the average person.”

by qap October 6, 2025

Parkinsons Piercing

When you get such a butched piercing job that it might as well have been done by someone who has a neurological disorder and can't sit still.

"My piercing got infected because they messed up the process."
"I see how bad that looks. Nice Parkinsons Piercing."

by MangoAphro November 2, 2025