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National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020
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It’s All Part of the Experience

An expression used when something inherently bad happens during a gathering or event in an attempt to dismiss it as “in the grand scheme of things, it was supposed to happen”. Also often justified with “we’ll look back at this memory and laugh”
— “Did you hear Steve and Aaron jumped the fence to the school and ended up getting arrested?”
- “That sounds badass”
— “but they got arrested...?”
- “It’s All Part of the Experience shitlips”
by pissdivision March 26, 2022
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Part-time baddie

Classy on the weekdays,
Freaky on the weekends
Damn she is definitely a part-time baddie
by selmermarkvi February 5, 2025
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2
by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018
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Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.
These baked beans made me double part fart.
by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021
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