Paradise

paradise is the best person in the world she is a great friend sexy asab she will take yo man or woman and also she is the best female hooper ! She could have hella hoes but she loyal asab. Also she has one of the best names. Also DONT MAKE HER MAD.

THIS GIRL HAD ME IN LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guy: Who is that Guy 2: Thats paradise she fine and she can hoop :)

by Mari...3 March 2, 2020

Paraceratherium

A big-ass Rhino without a horn that was the largest land animal ever

Scientist: Uh, Phil?

Scientist 2: Yes?

Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!

Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!

Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.

by You stupid... May 19, 2021

paradyse

1. A bad bitch, that’s me pooh.

2. Someone who is soooo pretty with a fat ass butt

Paradyse ass so fat, purr.

by therealbigpurr June 7, 2021

Paradise Shit

The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.

Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT

by Search up Mayor of Lannach September 7, 2021

Paradis Square Massacre

Paradis Square Massacre is an incident that happened in August 8th 2087 that saw the Paradis Military killing all the captured TNFFOP with firing squads

Paradis Square Massacre is an incident that happened in August 8th 2087 that saw the Paradis Military killing all the captured TNFFOP with firing squads

by Eniar303 April 29, 2022

Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.

My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.

by STPotter November 21, 2007