Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.

"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."

by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.

Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.

by Napoledan February 5, 2019

Bonus poop

A second poop of the day.

I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!

by Apeortdz May 19, 2017

squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

poop troll

A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.

"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"

"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"

by Mr.McCunty April 6, 2009