Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

Penile Intervention

A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006

pecil

when you forget the N in pencil

can you give me my pecil

by tRTLEpPREZ February 6, 2017

Penile Transparency

When a man's sexual arousal, i.e. boner is blindingly apparent to a woman.

Eric is suffering from penile transparency.

Dude Eric totally is pitching a tent about Kimber! He really needs to chill out. She can totally tell.

by Hefty-n-Handy Smurfs March 30, 2010

Penicillin

Penicillin is fist discovered by Canadians and was a big scientific discovery.

Did you now Canada invented penicillin

by thecanadianninja November 1, 2018

Pencillious

-Of or being of pencil like.

-Having the same physical properties as a pencil

-a drawing or writing impliment with the main drawing/writing element incased withinn a material ie, wood,plastic,plaster,metal / any material solid.

(Word created by Robert Cutting, October 2007.)

*A crayon is pencillious, a drawing/writing element incased withinn paper.

*A pen is pencillious, a drawing/writing impliment located withinn a plastic tube

*Graphite sticks are NOT pencillious if left bare, neither are the two main elements/materials when not combined.

by Robert - Cutting February 13, 2008

pencilled in

When something is not completely confirmed. Like if you use a pen it's confirmed. Pencilling in is a maybe.

" Did I book that music video?"

"They have you pencilled in."

by Sass o'clock November 30, 2015