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Pans

Dutch word for snap reffering to snapchat, where the reversed the word snap
Drill rapper: "you're only on my block for a pans"
by Pyro187 September 13, 2020
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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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Pan

Pan is a extremely rare type of man. He usually is seen with a shredded jawline. He doesn't have any girlfriends but his eyes and smile are piercing. He is very loyal and always tries his best to be faithful. He usually is chill but can also be weird and scary. If you have him you should do your best to keep him by your side. If you lose him theres a huge chance he might move on really early after.
Girl: Nice weather today.
Pan: Thanks.
Girl: Your weird.
by FireworkDealer October 4, 2020
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Pan

I like pan dogs! Tom said
Wtf? Pansexual dogs? Is that even a thing? Jack said
Pan means all!
by icrauz April 2, 2017
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Alabama Hot Pan

when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...
by thefactdude April 20, 2017
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pan ma back windeez in

Scottish slang for Smash my back doors in, rough anal sex
Ah Canny believe ah let josh pan ma back windeez in
by KingKongsLeftNipple October 4, 2017
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Pedo Pan

Pedo Pan was a very honourable person but soon hit the friendzone.

R.I.P Pedo Pan 2017
'OMG, Pedo Pan has just been friendzoned!'
by BlouZe May 20, 2017
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