Drill rapper: "you're only on my block for a pans"
by Pyro187 September 13, 2020
Get the Pans mug.A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
Get the Settlers of El Pan mug.Pan is a extremely rare type of man. He usually is seen with a shredded jawline. He doesn't have any girlfriends but his eyes and smile are piercing. He is very loyal and always tries his best to be faithful. He usually is chill but can also be weird and scary. If you have him you should do your best to keep him by your side. If you lose him theres a huge chance he might move on really early after.
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