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Wuhan oven 

The act of trapping your partner under the sheets when infected with Covid, limiting their fresh air supply with the intense purpose of co-infection.
Yeah I've caught Covid... Well Fred's been giving me a Wuhan oven every night so it was bound to happen sooner or later.

I'd prefer a Wuhan oven to Dutch oven any day.

Give me a Wuhan oven babe, I want to share this new experience with you.
Wuhan oven by gentle_fennel November 18, 2021
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Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven 

When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.
"Christian modern-day-dutch-ovened me last night and by the looks of it, he had corn for dinner."
Modern-Day-Dutch-Oven by Meta. November 12, 2011

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.
Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

sex in oven 

you wanna have sex in oven tonight? it's really nice
sex in oven by riktigt fet December 13, 2016

easy bake oven 

A rookie Rastafarian who recently started toking up and sees clouds very easily.
Dan and Jen are such an easy bake ovens. They start trippin' out after just two hits!
easy bake oven by gah tamit September 25, 2006

dutch oven mitt

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
dutch oven mitt by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007

German oven 

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
German oven by Bois club August 10, 2016