Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

by The Nipple Perfectionist June 22, 2012

balonga nipples

a woman that has nipples the size of a piece of balonga

this bitch took off her bra, and she had some nasty balonga nipples

by spltbird November 25, 2002

cookie nipples

absurdly large areolas the size of cookies or dinner plates. also darker in colour like cookies.

Dude, watch out - that chick has cookie nipples!

by The Cookie Monster July 16, 2008

Tower Nipples

This term is used to describe the nipples of a woman when the length exceeds the width. In most cultures this is considered to be an undesirable and often repulsive attribute on those unfortunate enough to suffer from the condition.

I threw up in my mouth and left when Jennifer took off her shirt and I discovered her unsettling tower nipples.

by Frumpy McBumpy June 2, 2009

nipplenose

1. Noun=Word describing the way a baby will suck on the end of your nose if your face gets to close to it, or a baby who does this.
2. Adjective=someone who is a real ding dong.

1. Baby Kate is a real nipplenose.
2. You nipplenose!!!

by PhantomDadoo July 31, 2008

nerple

Something that follows the word purple and results in a hurt nipple.

Hey look at that kid, hes getting a purple nerple.

by Lando Calrizean October 18, 2008

Nipple bikini

A bikini that has a small hole over each breast to expose the nipples to view.

Look at Kathy in that hot nipple bikini.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009