Millerpuss

Millerpuss
A semi-aquatic creature that can be found in / around puddles and shallow, slow flowing streams across all of France.

It's diet consists of the soft cheeses native to it's homeland, as well as the occasional child.

In recent times the French authorities have tried to control the Millerpuss population, often through methods which would usually be considered inhumane.

When confronted with a Millerpuss, people are advised to make as much noise as possible, as an attempt to confuse or startle the creature.

The male Millerpussies have a scent which is similar to that of rotting flesh and old dairy products. It is believed that this odour is used to attract female Millerpussies.

Example one:

Guy 1: What is that smell?

Guy 2: It might be a Millerpuss.

Guy 1: Oh.

Example two:

Oh shit, it's a wild Millerpuss!

What should Guy 1 do?

Guy 1 used Thunder!

It was super effective!

Jacob Miller fainted!

Guy 1 gained 1337 EXP. points!

Guy 1 grew to level 6!

Guy 1 learned tackle!

by Captain Protector of France August 7, 2010

Miller hand

Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.

"I've got a bad case of Miller hand after drinking that crate of beer last night"

by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014

Millerbock

An act of extreme stupidity. Causes shame and disgust in witnesses.

Etymology - 18th Century German slang, used by onlookers towards men who would fall into the milling machine.

"Julie Bishop is an excellent symbol of feminine intellect."
"Nice Millerbock, idiot."

"What's that thing that's like a tuba, but wraps around the body?"
"It's called a Sousamaphone."
"Did you just Millerbock?"

by Estebanramirezxoxo September 5, 2014

Millered

To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.

Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.

Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.

by Jazaki April 4, 2016

Millerpedic pillow

A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.

"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"

Sam: "It was comfy..."

by SSamonymous March 7, 2017

mullert

A name usually originating from a Hispanic descendence. Usually, a very chill, person who likes to joke around. Coming from the root word "Lert" meaning, a comedic personality. Likes to get lit.

This is a name, there ain't no lit sentence, mullert.

by JackSkewllJohn March 29, 2017

Millered

Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.

Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!

by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017