under muffin

When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.

Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.

by JennC July 5, 2014

Sag Muffin

An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama

Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!

by StrangeWords June 15, 2016

Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

Mackin Muffins

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina

Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up

by RonRex May 7, 2010

sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.

After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.

by Manilla Spent August 14, 2011

SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017