The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 07, 2015
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by Deathto2face January 14, 2015
Like cock-blocking but for girls.
by crispyrolls93 December 03, 2014
When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed
by @TheReptile February 08, 2016
muff chowder Another exhilarating word for muff cabbage but the more British term. Kinda like the word Fanny
by Wankmellon September 19, 2019