Morning Dinner 

Morning Dinner is eaten between 5am and 11am, after one has woken up. Examples include: cereal, toast and pancakes. It is more commonly referred to as "Breakfast".

Person one: do you want some pancakes for morning dinner?
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!

Morning Dinner by andIcall June 18, 2011

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

Morning Shank by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011

Morning Wack 

The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.

The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day

Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John

John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?

Looks over at the alarm clock

John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.

Morning Wack by The Wackster April 4, 2013

Morning text terrorist 

When one receives an early morning text from someone who wakes you up. That person is known as a morning text terrorist!

Currently in a sleep status then suddenly at 8am "beep beep" recived text from girlfriend/boyfriend "morning i love you xxxxxx" a real morning text terrorist

Morning text terrorist by Wordmaster2000 June 17, 2013

Morning wood 

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.

Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!

My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!

Morning wood by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019

Morning Gloria 

When a woman wakes up in the morning with a wideon.

Core blimey I dreamt I was getting plowed by Burt Reynolds last night. Woke up with a right Morning Gloria.

Morning Gloria by DrJoy April 17, 2020

g’morning

Short for good morning. Pronounced by 7th grade girls like jamornin

G’morning, how’s your day going?

g’morning by Literarycritic May 13, 2018