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Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.
God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.
by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025
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by ICC off off off de November 23, 2021
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Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy
Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021
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moist boner

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
by moistbenis May 23, 2023
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Moist Honk

After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”
by Basedpenits June 9, 2023
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Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out
I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped
by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024
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Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.
I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse
by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024
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