Milkshake

Saving your jizz in a blender until full, tell tell your victim you made milkshakes and wank off whilst watching them chug that shit down like there’s no tomorrow through the key whole to there bedroom

“Hey ma you want a milkshake I made some?” (2 mins later) *fapp *clap *fapp *fapp “oh yeaaaaaa so hot”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Milkshake

Brings all the boys to the yard

Boy 1: aye you going to the yard?
Boy 2: Hell yeah Kelis’s milkshake is their ifyaknowwhati’msayin

by milkshakeandbake January 13, 2020

milkshaking

When you cum inside but dont pull out then keep going and the juices mix into a foam.

Tom: Bro I didn't even tell you about last night.
Jay: What happened?
Tom: I was milkshaking the fuck outta her.
Jay: *vomits*

by GrandpaBlues March 3, 2020

Milkshake

Shaking ya cocky as you buss

my milkshake brings all the gals to my yard

by milkman217 March 7, 2020

Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

Milkshaking

When a flaccid penis achieves orgasm through aggressive shaking.

“ I woke up out of a dead sleep ... next thing I knew, I was milkshaking all over myself... “

by dikwagon March 14, 2020

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020