Cole Mercer

A really sexy man that plays minecraft because he's not virgin like NearMLG.

Also has a really big pp.

Subscribe to Cole Mercer on Youtube

by Khitty69ocoa June 12, 2019

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

Evert Mercer

An amazing super hot genius. Great at everything he does. Sara's man. Sara's favorite human!

Evert Mercer is amazing!

by Sara Faye September 26, 2019

youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020

Stephen Merchant

The Soup Deity of the Soup Cult.

Oh yeah, I forgot to sacrifice my soup to Stephen Merchant last night. Better go do it before he removes my kneecaps.

by EnderShadow10 July 19, 2020

Pink Mercedes

"Force India or whatever the f*** its called." - Kimi Räikkönen

"It is a Mercedes 1-2-3-4"
"Wait, how?"
"The pink mercedes."
"oh.."

by Catinus Z February 2, 2021

asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.

“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”

by Ballplayer May 11, 2021