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Masturbation

The act of pleasuring yourself through fingers on hand motions
Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good

Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said

Girl:I love masturbation
by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018
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Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
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masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.
by J Boy August 24, 2009
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masturFBation

When you rape yourself on Facebook (see frape). It's not rape if you do it to yourself, hence masturFBation.

Typically enacted by people who want to make it look like they have friends hijacking their Facebook account, but are really just very bored.
Kanodia, stop masturFBating yourself just because there's no one around to frape you!

A classic case of masturFBation.
by Kundvihari December 20, 2010
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masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.
JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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Masturbation

When one squeezes their balls to pump out cum
"my balls hurt from too much Masturbation
by poochoonut March 12, 2023
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corporate masturbation

the act of discussing business without actually saying ANYTHING, but embuing said corporate masturbator with an undeserved feeling of being of interest or utility to those present or his or her current employer
corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:

'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'

etc etc
by bored by business bullshit February 26, 2013
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