Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
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Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
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by J Boy August 24, 2009
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Typically enacted by people who want to make it look like they have friends hijacking their Facebook account, but are really just very bored.
Typically enacted by people who want to make it look like they have friends hijacking their Facebook account, but are really just very bored.
Kanodia, stop masturFBating yourself just because there's no one around to frape you!
A classic case of masturFBation.
A classic case of masturFBation.
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JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION
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by poochoonut March 12, 2023
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corporate masturbation can easilly be identified when any of the phrases below (but not limited to this list) are used in the context of discussing a business or business activities:
'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'
etc etc
'going forward'
'restructure our asset-base'
'efficient through-flow model '
'KPI monitoring'
'increase the number of revenue streams'
'consolodating our holdings'
'business paradigm shift'
'stakeholders'
'daynamasism'
'strategic re-evaluation'
etc etc
by bored by business bullshit February 26, 2013
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