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mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes
Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.
by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016
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Mass •ᴥ•

Better than zylently in every way possible
Mass •ᴥ• is better than zylently... In every way... Possible
by Mass •ᴥ• August 4, 2021
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Mass diddler

One who diddles at a mass level
Dude have you seen Larry? He hasn't been the same since the mass diddler struck.
by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016
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mass recruiting

Collecting a bunch of absolute idiots in a very short amount of time to perform drone tasks. Usually very unstable and mainly useless
forgottengodz are #1 mass recruiting clan on rs, crimson knights are also jokes
by omgitsrsb October 17, 2010
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Mass Shooting In An Orphanage

Dom did it
Dom did the Mass Shooting In An Orphanage
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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mass gingercutioner

Noun - one who, in the course of making gingerbread men and women, finds pleasure is their slow demise, often by removal of their limbs, one by one.
The mass gingercutioner cackled as she removed the appendages of the young gingerpeople on her baking sheet.
by Gingercutioner December 28, 2009
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Weapon of Mass Destruction

abbr:WMD

n:
1: A really destructive weapon that Iraq doesn't, didn't and will never have.
2: A really big dick
3: A shit that makes a really loud noise when it splashes

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
opp: be peaceful
1: Throw a nuclear bomb or something really destructive somewhere
2: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction)
3: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere (also called pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation)

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
syn: perform a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate inside of a woman
2: When you shit too hard you wake up the entire family on a Christmas Night

through masturbation
1: Ejaculate a lot of well... ejaculate anywhere

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1: Acting in a porno performing a Weapon of Mass Destruction
2: Acting in a great movie that's for certain to win an Oscar
3: Acting in an awful movie that's for certain not to even get a viewer
4: Acting in a comedy

adj:
1: A jerk/someone who hurts people's feelings
n:
1:Iraq doesn't have any Weapons of Mass Destruction.
2:She likes my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
3:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

v:
throw a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Harry Truman threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction to Japan.
2:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
3:I threw a Weapon of Mass Destruction on my desk!

pull a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction inside of her!
2:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction and woke up the fam.

through masturbation
1:I pulled a Weapon of Mass Destruction through masturbation on my desk!

acting in a Weapon of Mass Destruction
1:Did you hear that Dick acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction?
2:Tom Cruise has acted in quite a few Weapons of Mass Destruction.
3:I've acted in so many Weapons of Mass Destruction that I want to fucking die!
4:Harry Klynn, Greek comedian, has of course acted in a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

adj:
1:John is a fucking Weapon of Mass Destruction!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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