Black market

Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.

I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016

quicky market

a supermarket that no one likes

"Hey lets go to the quicky market."

"Why the hell would we do that."

by dadadadadadaddadaadadaddadada March 9, 2017

black market dealer

A person who sells items on the black market, they mostly sell babies.

Oh elif! Thanks for selling me your cousin!

I'm going to go buy a baby from a black market dealer

by fanofelifsartorius May 1, 2018

Megan Markel’ed

When the in-laws don’t accept children of multi ethnic or even a pinch of African decent

My baby daddy’s mom Megan Markel’ed me.

by Smoking on a dab March 9, 2021

Black Market

where they sell goods too good for the general public...you have to be really great on society to shop here. and not as expensive here. these products are more advance than what's open to the general public. even technology, cars, foods, and other great stuff. even has a VIP section for even better stuff but only VIP knows about that. just to cut the urban legends of black market selling illegal goods. that's why people don't like outsider looking in. judging us the wrong way. although people in the general public can and will make these things illegal out of pure jealousy. and turn your feelings to you into pure hate.

i got the best thing at the black market today. it was a steal.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Hiller's Market

Hell on Earth.

Have you been to Hiller's Market?
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.

by Mike423 October 6, 2010

The stock market

The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?

Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022