Female Masturbation

A myth known among men.

Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.

by Narfaloila March 9, 2018

Brain masturbation

the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.

yo my friend matt just did brain masturbation!

by Braves202 October 9, 2009

masturbation

What nerds are known for

While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft

by Lord Razzola April 8, 2008

masturbation-fueled car

that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!

informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo

by deenie July 8, 2004

masturbation

the process of feeling yourself because youre alone...because nobody likes you.

Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.

by haha pie. June 15, 2007

3d Masturbation

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then masturbating so it smells as though you're actually there in the pornographic movie.

Dude 1 : DUDE have you tried 3d Masturbation ?!
Dude 2 : DUDEEE YEAHHH SMELLED LIKE I WAS THERE !

by Senor.Bivins December 14, 2010

mensturating

An unfortunately common misspelling of the more accurate term "menstruating". Quite popular on UrbanDictionary.com

Examples abound, far too many to begin to list here. "Mensturating" typically appears to feature in colorful, often crude, articles written by juveniles more interested in the 'gross factor' of their articles than the accuracy of their spelling.

by Gleaming cat-eye April 17, 2010