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Malcom Gladwell

The book-writing hero that sweeps in to arrest Anthony Hardwick. To spawn him just say "Oh, Jamaicanadian!"
Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!
by Boo Radley Game November 24, 2024
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Maksony9

Maksony9, what more can I say.
Person 1: Yo yo yo, it's Maksony9 in the house!, Person 2: Cums
by ILoveNaggers3 January 11, 2025
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malcolm

a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship
for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me

i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
by ailbhe January 11, 2025
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Maleontologist

a man in the field of paleontology who is sexist and/or refuses to consider how his privilege has advanced his career over that of others
"Did you hear the comment he made at all the female speakers' talks? What a maleontologist."
by nope1214 January 12, 2025
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Malcolm

"Malcolm is so chopped" -Theology teacher
by The under taker February 18, 2025
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Malbolge

Malbolge is an esoteric programming language (like Befunge and ><>) designed to be impossible to use. It is so hard to use that the first program was not made by a human, but was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation. To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added: a counter-intuitive 'crazy operation', a ternary (base 3) system, and self-altering code.
Yes I know I duplicated the Malbolge definition what like 3 times at this point but like it doesn't matter because NO ONE uses it whatsoever
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
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Malcolm

Malcolm (also: Hazey Chulo, Papi Chulo, Papi Queue-lo, The Green Pikachu)
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”

As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.

Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.

Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.

⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
by sameenerotic August 14, 2025
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