banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

Dojiin Machine

Pronounced dO-Jean and of course you know machine.

Japanese girls who only date black guys. Normally wearing all brand name clothing, underdressed for the weather and situation, and too much make up.

"I think she's hot, man."

"Yeah, you got no chance. She's a dojiin machine."

by Anguijm December 3, 2006

Bitch Machine

The machine used to make Barbies

My little sister bought some Barbies fresh off the bitch machine this weekend.

by Muhruhmbah Bear October 21, 2008

Beast machine

Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.

Wow, that guy with zero kills is a fucking beast machine.

by TekJanson July 1, 2009

Virtual Machine

Software used as a computer, but not a real one. Often used to test malware, antivirus, and other software. Also used by hackers to hide their real PC.

Person 1: I'm testing BonziBUDDY, Protegent, SpySherrif and MEMZ.
Person 2: Using a virtual machine?
Person 1: Nope.
Person 2: YOU'RE CRAZY MAN YOU'RE GONNA REK YOUR PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SkeletonGuy November 15, 2018

Pussy Time Machine

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.

For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.

by JalWilly June 14, 2016

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010