Merry ex-mas, Susie!
by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020
"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.
I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.
I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.
So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.
This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.
But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.
A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.
Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena
I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.
I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.
So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.
This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.
But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.
A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.
Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena
by Mohammad Abdul April 23, 2021
by L_is_MY_name November 11, 2007
马小跳, romanised Ma Xiao Tiao is a character from the Mandarin Chinese textbook used by Secondary One students in Singapore. At some point, the students started simping for Ma Xiao Tiao and making fanart and edits of him, either because they think he's hot or because it's funny.
Also related: Fang Da Peng and Lesbian Table Tennis girl.
Also related: Fang Da Peng and Lesbian Table Tennis girl.
by 穷淋青葱 January 17, 2021
Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.
by Fapper2000 May 13, 2014
by kjdapimp September 04, 2015
A long gangster word I translated to: For Sure My Nigger With My Other Nigger. Used as a general show off word with no actual productive meaning. Just like saying a random mix of words ans hoping it impresses others when you say it fast.
Gangster 1: Shizzle ma nizzle wizzle ma nigger!
Gangster 2: What the hell?
Gangster 1: I dunno, just sounds cool...
Gangster 2: What the hell?
Gangster 1: I dunno, just sounds cool...
by BodomRob September 25, 2007