Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
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Dink Muscle

A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.
Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.
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spicy muscles

A male that's not only attractive but also has with big muscles.
He's hott and has big muscles, he's spicy muscles.
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Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
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Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
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invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles
look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.
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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 25, 2011
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