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Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.
Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna
by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025
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Monke

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip
by JETMASS February 6, 2021
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
mugGet the Salty Monkmug.

Monke

Monke is Yes
by dynamite14 August 20, 2021
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monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
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MONKE

MONKE STRONG NOT WEAK
MONKE SMART MONKE BEAT GODZILLA MONKE EAT BANANA
by Big slimJim March 7, 2021
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Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks
hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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