michael

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

by mike the dick June 16, 2017

MICHAEL

Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him

Wow it’s big dick Michael

by Michelle the pickle November 9, 2018

Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.

"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"

by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018

Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.

Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!

by harry0101 November 9, 2018

Michael

Asshole with trust issues.

Who hurt you? That ass Michael.

by becca2439 February 24, 2019

Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.

"I totally want a Michael!"

by klassybiatch June 7, 2015

Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY

Michael has a gay over in his imagination

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018