cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.

The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018

Sugar mama

An older woman who you unofficially prostitute yourself out to in exchange of being taken care of financially in the form of gifts, housing, or other expenses

Kid 1: Damn that granny is gross
Kid 2: Yea, but it's worth it. My sugar mama covered my rent this month

by Hog36 February 6, 2018

jungle booty mama

A dancer who might have swayback or sticks her butt out too far.

Tuck in your pelvis so you don't look like jungle booty mama!

by Nadia Karam January 20, 2006

Jo Mama

A potentialy humorous alternative to Yo or Joe Mama (mahmah) when pronounced Yo Maymay...

Jo Mama can make a better example than me..

by Kratos3 June 15, 2009

Your Mama

first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother.

your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin me your phone number!


DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

by 4shizzle January 5, 2005

Baby Mama Hoe

Another sad individual in relation to other Hoes including the Church Hoe!

They are commonly young, in their 20s if not younger, have children by either the same or different daddy, and most importantly Hoes in every nature.

Usually victims of hit and runs (when a male is just in it for the booty then disappears), the trauma seeps in and they become what they are known to be Baby Mama Hoes.

In some cases they are Hoes from the start, and just got caught up in the whole sexual ordeal one too many times perhaps.

It is in some cases that the baby mama has no idea who the father is if the victim is curious of who the innocent children father may be. Either its lack of memory to remember by the Hoe, or the suspected baby daddy is no where to be seen or contacted, or disregarded with the whole "I don't need him." speech.

Shawn: Della has 3 kids by 3 different fathers and none of them are present. She is feeling me though, and I think she wants to change.

Mike: She a baby mama hoe man. You aint the only one she done pulled that shit on. Or is pulling that shit on right now.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

Tiajuana Mama

This is, when a man puts Tobasco Sauce on his penis, and then gives his partner anal sex.

"The other night I gave my girlfriend a Tiajuana Mama, and she said it burned all night.

by CaptainX May 9, 2011