the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

the blind leading the lost by PhazMan November 5, 2013

I Gambled and Lost 

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

I Gambled and Lost by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote 

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

The Universal Law of the Lost Remote by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010

Raiders of the Lost Ark 

One of if not THE greatest movie of the early 1980s. With the one of the greatest theme songs EVER. With the 007 theme coming in at a very close second.

Raiders of the lost ark has one of the greatest theme songs EVER recorded.

Raiders of the Lost Ark by moviefan643 January 31, 2005

i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---

boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?

i lost the game by I lost the game March 4, 2008

I Lost Bus 

Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”

I Lost Bus by ImAGayToothpick July 23, 2018

gambled and lost 

When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."

Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.

gambled and lost by Jaker July 16, 2008