Lost in the construction site

The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.

"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"

by InstantBonersex February 20, 2015

Lost in the Smoke

A state of confusion, indecision, uncertainty or misinterpretation.

Vicky told me she didn't think she did very well on her recent job interview. When the interviewer asked why she thought she would be the best candidate for the job, she said she got lost in the smoke and couldn't think of any good answers.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? October 17, 2019

Halo: The Lost Keys

Giant Meme based around getting denied and being placed in a endless circle of life and death

Person A: Hey man! Nice Halo: The Lost Keys
Person B: Thanks man! Did you know I started 9/11?

by Not-So-Dank July 24, 2017

lost in textation

The awkward part of texting where the context of a conversation is lost without vocal and facial aid. What would normally be a joke or sarcastic comment comes off as an insult.

He got really mad at me so I guess he didn't get the joke. t was definitely lost in textation.

by Steve J August 23, 2014

Radioactive Lobster

A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.

Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!

by Tim is metal June 13, 2008

Lobster Life

A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.

Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?

by Comso November 23, 2009

lobster goose

A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.

I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!

by cassa1111 November 13, 2009