If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.
She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.
by non-reptilian September 23, 2017
Get the Facebook Lizardmug. An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
by Stay classy Parma March 4, 2024
Get the Lounge Lizardmug. by anonymous March 20, 2023
Get the LIZARDmug. by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
Get the lizardmug. Someone who digs in a trash can late at night whos probably stealing your shit not bringing back and someone who lives in a trailer park that makes the sound WOOP WOOP! for you to know their coming
by Lott Lizard March 25, 2021
Get the Lott Lizardmug. by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013
Get the lizard swingingmug. 