Banana legs

When you become so intoxicated that your legs physically became the shape of a banana and you can't walk.

Banana legs- Yeah Rayna got us kicked out last night because she was banana legging on the bouncer

by Banana legs June 13, 2015

kichi legs

Weakness of both legs following sexual intercourse. Lack of leg power due to sex. Inability to jump after a good hump. Limp legs following strong dick.

Dude, what's wrong with you....you can't jump.... You've got kichi legs.

We had sex all night and now I can't even walk...I've got kichi legs.
I've got a big game tomorrow... I have to keep it in my pants or I'll get kichi legs.

by Miguet S. May 24, 2016

Crazy Legs

The way a person's legs act when walking/dancing after drinking way too much alcohol.

Chad got out his crazy legs on graduation night.

by t 04 February 16, 2006

jelly legs

When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.

Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?

by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009

Baby Legs

A phrase used to describe someone who is vertically challenged, and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the pace of a normal sized person; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with a dwarf.

What it do, baby legs? How you been?

Danny DeVito.

by jan4 November 19, 2010

Bacon Legs

At the point where a steam roller crushes a persons legs to the hip. The steam that is applied to the rolling apperatis that comes into contact with the pavement and prevents pavement bonding to the apperatis sears the humans bipodals which tends to create a distinct smell which is usually refered to as smelling like bacon. This term is refered to as Bacon Legs.

Looker-onner # 1 -
"That taxi driver's flattened legs sure had the arroma of some fine bacon legs."

Looker-onner # 2 -
"It was so arrousing, yet I lust for a BLT samich."

by Nelson76 November 2, 2006

Dead Legs

Nickname of a usless brother-in-law who is totally gormless. Enjoys fishing (the sod with a rod!) and lying about how fast he drove his car on certain roads.

Dead Legs: Can I use your car to put my fishing gear in it?
Me: NO.

by LabMouseAntics November 8, 2004