Dirty Levi

when you and two of the girls you have dated hang out with you and your friends, while acting like half girlfriends each.

Jeff: man, i think she still likes him
Matt: nah, hes just pulling a Dirty Levi. probably still likes them but has no clue what hes doing.

Levi: yeah but that mario pants and team fortress 2 shirt gave me hella dick powers
Matt: i will skin you alive

by the_lord_of_knowledge November 12, 2022

Levi

A cool dude who is a fucking meme god and can make everybody laugh. He is also in band and has the most important role, also great at his instrument.

Bro, that guy is totally a Levi

by Leviticus992 February 9, 2022

Ellie loves Levi more

Ellie legally love Levi more because she is swag and he cannot beat her swag.

Ellie loves Levi more BC she swag asf
But Levi got a cuter smile cause he also swag asf

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

Levi

A sexy loking man in his 30's really short a clean freak has a deep voice u wish to mary him but he's not real always beat up Eren.

Levi fangirl/fanboy: damn Levi is so hot i wanna marry him °///°
Randome person: You do know he's an anime character right?

by A Pan-Cake August 17, 2021

Levi

Someone who didn’t realize they were a system even after their friend did and now wishes death upon every fictive in the headspace. They are the dumbest person ever. They can’t do math.

Have you seen Levi anywhere?

by Queer purple kid March 1, 2022

Levi is spitting cap

Levi is not talking of the truth

Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

levi

levi is so frickin cute. he has fluffy hair and it blowsssss. gracefully in the wind. watch it go.

“whose hair is that?”
“oh that’s just levi.”

by levi’s girl 101 September 24, 2022