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hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.
Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung
by great success April 5, 2010
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Mega Kick

To be kicked with the entire force of a pokemon.
by Sir Bitchin 'lot December 30, 2010
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kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.
Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.
by JW89t April 10, 2008
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kick a box

Used instead of "go screw yourself" or other such terms, it's a silly way to say "get lost". It was started by a girl in Utah, and has spread throughout the state and beyond.
Guy1- Dude, you really suck at that.
Guy2- Go kick a box, jerk.
by pinkfloydpuffer February 1, 2009
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kicking vaps

To smoke weed using a vaporizer rather than hand - rolling the weed .
I was kicking vaps with my friends yesterday because none of could roll a blunt .
by NV. July 4, 2014
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kicked in the jimmy

This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
Matt was kicked in the jimmy by his girlfriend Sue because she found out he was cheating on her.
by MR34 August 6, 2014
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missionary kick

Two women using their big toes to pleasure eachother
After a great night thr lesbians had some fun using the missionary kick.
by sealav December 20, 2014
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