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Xango Juice 

The latest edition of the oldest scam in the book: The Pyramid Scheme. This time it's the "multi-layered marketing" of a $25.00 bottle of magical juice made from a fruit called mangostein. Essentially it's the same juice you can buy from Cosco for about $2.00 a bottle. But you're not buying juice, as these snake oil salesman claim, you're buing a "distribution business" to make $100,000 a month in passive income. Yeah, you're buying a business that requires you to spend a minimum of $100 per month on overpriced juice. And to make money you have to get suckers to sign up to purchase $100 worth of juice a month and they have to get more people to sign up, ect. ect. ect. Then they tell you to write off any expenses you incurr (such as cable bills, beer costs, and internet access expenses)as "business expenses" related to your bogus juice business. I don't know what's more pathetic, the scam itself or the dozens of poor, dumb and desperate downtrodden idiots who show up to those Xango meetings listening to obvious plants in the audience claiming to make $200,000 a month in juice money.
Frank is 50, has a degree in gym, is divorced and his entire retirement savings consists of fifty bucks and the lottery ticket he bought this morning. But now he has hope because he signed up to pay $100 a month for juice he doesn't even like in hope of someday earning $800,000 an year in passive income with his own Xango Juice distribution business.
Xango Juice by Yo Mamie January 5, 2008
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Juicetice 

What you recieve from the courts when you have enough money or celebrity to get away with your crime no matter how heinous.
In judge Itos court Juicetice was served.
Juicetice by Pinballman January 17, 2009

Pirate Juice

A combination of Bacardi Razz, Bacardi Limon, Bacardi Grand Melon, and Bacardi Coconut with cranberry juice and pineapple juice. Mixed heavy on the rum and light on the juices, this punch will get you fucking smashed.
John: I'm fucking wasted off this juice. WTF is this?

Mike: It's pirate juice. And it seems like it's working.
Pirate Juice by DaSandwichMan February 15, 2010

People Juice 

The sticky slimy residue left on hand rails, poles and windows in public places. Often found on public transportation such as buses and subways.
I lost my balance on the subway and when I grabbed the pole, it was covered in people juice.
People Juice by Paul Steeves August 11, 2005
Respect amongst the G'd up community!
You ain't got no "juice" lil nigga!
Juice by Howard_HUZE August 3, 2016

nut juice 

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.
kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.
nut juice by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

pimp juice 

any thing that attracts the opposite sex, it could be money fam or straight intellect
he only want me for my pimp juice
pimp juice by meliss July 28, 2002