johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Dedicated Johnny

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.

“Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”

by Average food prodect June 6, 2022

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010

johnny davidson

big dick having pussy slayer, always fucking at least 5 10/10s. If your girl meets him, you probably don't have girlfriend anymore

-look at that beautiful man with ten girls around him
-must be a johnny davidson

by babatunde123 September 29, 2023

Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020