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Johnnie mae

Female name most likely named after her father or close relative. She is both strong and wise, her strength comes from her father and strong willed ancestors and her wisdom comes from her mother and /or female descendants. She is sassy, outspoken, intelligent with a heart as big as the ocean. Her humorous side is always ready, but on the flip don't cross or try her "that's not what you want ". Best friend you could ever have.
The meaning of the name Johnnie Mae is ....
by Jlovesav November 23, 2021
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A Johnny Guapo

A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.
There he goes, that man is a Johnny Guapo.
by 1403huera September 11, 2023
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little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022
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johnny closet

johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.

as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;

" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".

Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!

Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
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Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."
by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017
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Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."
by KindOfACock June 9, 2014
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Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
by gnostic3 August 3, 2020
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