Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off

I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024

Jewish Tub

an overweight female

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.

by JewishTub August 4, 2017

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025