Jew Hat

A Kippah, or Yarmulke as traditionally worn by Orthodox male Jews, also sometimes by Reformist or Conservative Jews of either gender but only during worship.

He was wearing a Jew Hat, therefore, he is Jewish, right?

by someone-else February 26, 2008

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

Candi-jew

According to Jon Stewart, a potential Presidential Candidate who is also Jewish. (aired June 2007)

1) Mike Bloomberg

2) "I really wish Jon Stewart would become a Candi-jew in the 2008 Presidential election!"

by Lizzybeth July 26, 2007

jew face

Jew face - a combination of facial features such as hook nose and a scheming evil smirk, that tells you this guy is bad for the goyim. Typical of so called neocons or liberals.

Fred: Man, there's something disturbing about that Bill Kristol guy.
Dolph: Yeah, he's got a bad case of jew face.
Fred: He has to go back to Israel.

by lolbetrarian April 7, 2017

Jew Pizza

A pizza usually with miniaum toppings. The Crust of the pizza is usually made by baked jews. used to insult pizza places and people.

That place sucked. it was like eating jew pizza

Dave took the last monster out of the frige. what a jew pizza

by RickJamesBitch1212 March 14, 2009

Jew box

The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.

You see that Jew over there with his Jew box on his head.

by Jewishbox July 2, 2012

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012