Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
by Zamelos August 05, 2024
Also known as, “Da Don” or “G.O.A” ; a genuine loving and caring person with a passive aggressive demeanor. He will slap anybody out their socks and then make sure they’re okay. He isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but has a unique taste.
Jeremy was at a game, but people were calling him “Da Don” or “G.O.A”.
That man was bugging out yesterday, so Jeremy slapped him out his beanie.
That man was bugging out yesterday, so Jeremy slapped him out his beanie.
by Axbx12 November 21, 2023
A guy who will lie to and manipulate you to think that he loves you til you fall head over heels for him. Will cheat on you every chance he gets.
Jeremy is not boyfriend material
by HisAngel666 June 19, 2022
Jeremy is just a silly little lad that’s always in a silly goofy mood:) has short blonde curly hair and is tall. he’s one with the nature and he really likes taking hikes. He has tons of stamina and energy when everyone else is dying, screw you jeremy. Jeremy is the type of guy that would throw a stick with a bee on it at you across a river but accidentally end up drowning the bee (then feeling guilty about it for a long time). But he’s also a really nice guy that would take you bad on a hike so that you don’t die of heat. If you meet Jeremy, you should either kick him in the knee or give him chocolates.
Miguel: “do you know Jeremy?”
Lia: “oh yeah, the guy who’s always in front of everyone on hikes with an INSANE amount of energy? He killed my pet bee!”
Miguel: “yeah that’s him!”
Lia: “oh yeah, the guy who’s always in front of everyone on hikes with an INSANE amount of energy? He killed my pet bee!”
Miguel: “yeah that’s him!”
by emotionallyunstablesimp February 01, 2022
by Bitchfit…… February 20, 2025
Jeremy is a small but mighty one, but all the best packages are! When he finally finds out how to rock you right, you won’t look back as your thirst has been quenched! He is a charming and funny guy who can be awkward at times but that just adds to his charm, once you have a Jeremy you would never believe the wives tale about “J” names again!
by rinagirl69 January 21, 2025