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Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…
Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.
by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022
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Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.
by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022
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Jared

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...
by lordofthegays September 17, 2022
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Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”
by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022
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Jared

Jared loves Ryan
by Conoro32 October 12, 2022
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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022
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jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far
jared is the class clown but a popular one
by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023
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