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January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017
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January 30

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah
by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020
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January 22 2008

It’s January 22 2008 that’s Ellis’ birthday
by January22 November 14, 2021
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January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other
"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"
by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019
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January

It’s an important month considering it’s just after Christmas most people find it depressing but it is actually National egg a house day, where through the whole month you can egg someone’s house or be egged.
It’s meant to cheer you up since it’s a depressing month.
James:”Why has my house got eggs all over it?”
Sam:”Because it’s January, National Egg A House Day!”
James:”Oh that makes sense.”
by Har Har Cowface December 1, 2019
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January

People born in January are kind and a little selfish. They have great talents but are shy about them because they are worried that someone will hurt them. They switch around friends because they feel a bit unwanted and uncomfortable but once you get to know her they are SO FUN. They aren’t suck ups to teachers but they try to get good grades and stay on the positive side.They try to be popular and nice to everyone. They are super positive and always smiling.
Hey who’s that?
That’s Emma
Wow she looks so positive and happy!
Yeah she was born in January
by Idk_what_im_doing_here.17 November 5, 2019
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January 4

National first love day post your first love on Instagram ❤️
Person: today is January 4
Alia: I know did you post your first love
Person: no not yet what about you
Alia: yes!
by First love day January 4, 2020
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