Jades

Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.

Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."

by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010

Dirty Jaiden

The Dirty Jaiden is the act of a grown male crying & being less dominant throughout sexual intercourse with his counterpart

Girl one: How’s your boyfriend?

Girl two: He’s being a real dirty Jaiden lately
Girl two: Such a disappointment

by Jurdah February 10, 2019

Hailie Jade

Gorgeous.
Funny.
Little Lady.

Eminem's christmas baby

by L January 6, 2005

Jaiden

A very caring, loving, and sweet girl. Typically wears glasses but still looks good without them. She loves to eat A LOT of food but is somehow still skinny. They’re well known procrastinators but at the same time still likes sleeping early. Jaidens are keepers.

Woah who’s that small-eyed cutie?
Oh that’s jaiden!

by megaswag22 January 13, 2020

jade egg

Jade eggs are a tool a woman uses to strengthen her pelvic floor muscle by doing keigel exercises.

I bought me a jade egg cuz my dude cock is huge n I want my pussy to stay tight n not b all loose n blown out

by VICTORY CREMESAXON May 25, 2017

Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

Jaden

A JADEN Is a out of control, wildly funny! And one of the absaloutly most beautiful girls that you will ever meet. She will always try her best to do what ever she can to give you a good time and make you feel like one of the luckiest people in the world. She is a vary insecure girl that doesn’t realize the kind of talent and wonders that she holds and could share amoung many, many people. JADEN is one of that best people that you could ever meet. Even though she haven’t had the most loving and thoughtful family life she still stands strong and keeps fighting for what’s hers she is that person that once you let go of her she is already in the next step of her amazing life. I would say that she is my favorite cousin but she is more like a sister.

Dude: holy shit that jaden girl over there is hot!

by Anyone4you February 13, 2019