Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
Get the Baylee Woodmug. 
by Brzaukee March 21, 2015
Get the slap the woodmug. 1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
Get the wood cowmug. by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018
Get the zachary woodmug. The Afghanistan war is being continued by yet another president who was elected to stop it Classic Woods’ law.
by FSPer October 12, 2019
Get the Woods’ lawmug. When a person remembers something so enjoyable and enthralling, from their past, that they proceed to develop a physical or spiritual erection. This phenomenon is known to induce strong feelings of euphoria and, on occassion, tight trousers.
I walked into Disneyland, witnessed the grandeur, and proceeded to hide immediately. Children should not witness a vigorous display of nostalgia wood.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
My nostalgia wood was raging when the FF7 theme came on unexpectedly.
by The Punctual Narcoleptic January 31, 2019
Get the Nostalgia Woodmug.