Turtle hat

A way to express feeling very frustrated about an ongoing or frequent situation that you seem incapable of resolving;

To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
by JLamprey December 14, 2016
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ass-hat

Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.
"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"
by Tanis Nikana May 14, 2007
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nacho hat

1. A dish set used for eating nachos. Usually resembling a mexican hat as the main dish and a bowl in the center for salsa/dip.
Susan put the chips for the party in a nacho hat.
by Nachoridnary July 12, 2005
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Snow Hat

Referring to a hat someone wears in winter or when its cold.
Ned the Luddite put on his snow hat before going to work at the local video rental store.
by Automotony November 19, 2018
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wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.
Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.
by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011
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Jester's Hat

A group of three males engaging in sexual acts together.

A threesome of only men.

It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.
Nate: Dude, this party is completely ridiculous!

Dan: How so?

Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!

Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.
by nateminicooper December 06, 2010
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Green hat

In Hong Kong , if You wear a green hat , You R a F***er.
Salesman: Do you like this green hat?
Random guy: F*** you.
*Hits the salesman with the hat*
by kil.me.321 November 13, 2019
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