A way to express feeling very frustrated about an ongoing or frequent situation that you seem incapable of resolving;
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
To feel like a turtle wandering around wearing an oversized Mexican sombrero and everytime something surprises him he pulls his head into his shell and the hat falls off and his little turtle arms are too short to put it back on his head and so he is sort of forced to nuzzle it back on but then it's sitting sort of crooked and he still can't reach it to adjust it so he has to do a bit of a wobble back and forth to get it to sit properly and then something surprises him again and...
Turtle hat! I keep waking up soaked in piss and I try to stay awake to catch who's doing it but it's hard when I'm so motherfucking drunk.
by JLamprey December 14, 2016
Get the Turtle hatmug. Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.
by Tanis Nikana December 27, 2008
Get the ass-hatmug. 1. A dish set used for eating nachos. Usually resembling a mexican hat as the main dish and a bowl in the center for salsa/dip.
by Nachoridnary July 29, 2005
Get the nacho hatmug. A group of three males engaging in sexual acts together.
A threesome of only men.
It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.
A threesome of only men.
It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.
Nate: Dude, this party is completely ridiculous!
Dan: How so?
Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!
Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.
Dan: How so?
Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!
Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.
by nateminicooper December 7, 2010
Get the Jester's Hatmug. by Automotony November 18, 2018
Get the Snow Hatmug. by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011
Get the wanker's hatmug. A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.
She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.
by Alekesa L June 22, 2007
Get the condom hatmug.