I'm dead

One of the slang used by Gen-Z, which means something is so funny/hilarious that they are dead by laughing.

Hobo: What's your name?
Me: Phuc Bich
Hobo: I'M DEAD!

by Feroline August 18, 2021

I'm gone

When something gay or bad is happenin and you don't wanna be there so you say " Ight I'm gone"

Person 1- Ya we about to go do something down in the back of the store you in?
Me: oh uhhhhh ight I'm gone I'll see yall later in a different life

by Ittz_Random June 10, 2018

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

by YAWA January 27, 2022

I'm stupid

You are correct. You are stupid lazy very overweight

Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

i'm drake

sad or emotional

in reference to the emotional songs from artist, drake

Justin, "Did Sara break up with you?"
Jim, "Ya man, I'm drake"

by its.an.lhs.thing April 21, 2017

i'm fine

if your girl says she's fine SHES NOT FINE. RUN TO HER HOUSE. DO SOMETHING

"are you okay?"
i'm fine

"okay"
NOT FINE. RUN.

by i'm fine August 24, 2018

i'm a rapper

I'm currently unemployed with no ambition to actually work.

Meeting her parents
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.

by IndigoZombieWolf December 28, 2018