Beef Hula Hoop

A small dick in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

Poop Hoop

The visible portion of an anus

The bitch talks too much, so they gotta cock gag her, poke her in the poop hoop and pound her pretty pink pooter till all she can do is spit cum everywhere.

- Random Pedophiles

by The T-Time September 19, 2009

hoopajoo

Anything vague and potentially uncomfortable, often inserted into an orifice.

You were abducted by aliens? Did they stick a big metal hoopajoo up your ass?

by superoog October 19, 2004

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

HOOP STAR

guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.

"Hey Ben, go long!"

"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"

*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*

"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 8, 2007

Hoopdie Nuts

How your nuts smell after a long basketball game.

"Yo Jerome, You got that hoopdie nuts smell!"

"Yea man, I was playin basketball"

by Kdubwarn February 21, 2009

hoobshloob

the spoon-knife used to cut and eat kiwi fruit

i use my hoobshloob to cut kiwi fruits!

by hoobshloobbb July 24, 2009