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Hoofer

I'm gonna be walking up the sidewalk with big old hoofers.
by Ck_bowers15 August 20, 2016
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Booker Hooker

its a hooker that keeps all her hookering dates in a planner so she never forgets who go go to next
guy1. damn my hooker must of forgot me last night, she never showed
guy2. that woldnt of happened if youu just got a booker hooker.
by lauren jankowski September 15, 2007
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paratrooper hooters

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.
by Kaznasty July 17, 2009
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Tree Hooker

A word used to explain a person who is overly obsessed with nature. They don't hug trees they fuck them. Usually they waste usable space to put in a tree.
Mark:: Did u see that new park in Malibu that every one though was going to be a mall!

Sally:: Well yes i did. It's the work of a Tree Hooker
by Kaity-is-Kool July 20, 2011
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Pregnant hooker

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.
Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.
by AMK87 November 13, 2013
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Bury a hooker

A term used when you need to poo. This term is only used when your in Las Vegas.
by Xiroo March 29, 2010
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hooker dust

glitter. hooker dust is glitter.

1. the object known as glitter would be normally assiciated with hookers, also known as prostitutes, according to certain stereotypes. this would later be extended to hooker dust, the word we have here.

2. any word associated with glitter, like glitter glue, can have the word glitter be replaced with hooker, creating hooker glue.

words like thes can be used as long as the concept is understood.
1. "Eww, I got hooker dust on my hands."

"QUICK!!! GET THE HOOKER DUST IN HIS HAIR!!!111"

2. "Art teacher, where do you put the hooker glue?"

"Aww, the hooker glue over here brings the whole picture together."

"Is that hooker glue on the floor?"
"No."
"Oh. It tasted salty anyways."
by hooker mastah!!! :p April 2, 2007
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